Paladin Vinyl
PRE-ORDER: I Am The Machine [Violet / Yellow / Blue Mix w/ Splatter]
PRE-ORDER: I Am The Machine [Violet / Yellow / Blue Mix w/ Splatter]
Size Charts
Size Charts
Size Guides
Please note that our size charts are intended to be used as a guideline only. Although we do try to be as accurate as possible, there may be variations across our ranges due to the huge volume of product we offer.
Bucket Hats
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Size |
Measurement |
|
S-M |
58CM |
|
L-XL |
61CM |
|
Tolerance +/- |
2CM |
Hoodies & Sweatshirts
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Measurement |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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CHEST INCHES (C) |
21 |
22 |
24 |
25 |
26 |
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LENGTH INCHES (L) |
25 |
26.5 |
27.5 |
29 |
30 |
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CHEST CENTIMETERS (C) |
53 |
56 |
61 |
64 |
66 |
|
LENGTH CENTIMETERS (I) |
63 |
67 |
70 |
73 |
76 |
|
TOLERANCE (CM) +/- |
2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
Ladies T-Shirts
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Measurement |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
|
CHEST INCHES (C) |
16 |
17 |
18 |
19.5 |
20.5 |
|
LENGTH INCHES (I) |
23 |
24 |
25 |
26 |
27 |
|
CHEST CENTIMETERS (C) |
40.5 |
43 |
45.5 |
49.5 |
51 |
|
LENGTH CENTIMETERS (I) |
58.5 |
61 |
63.5 |
66 |
68 |
|
TOLERANCE (CM) +/- |
2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
Unisex T-Shirts
|
Measurement |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
|
Chest Inches (C) |
18.5 |
19.5 |
21 |
22 |
23 |
|
Length Inches (I) |
26.5 |
27.5 |
28.5 |
29.5 |
30.5 |
|
Chest Centimeters (C) |
47 |
49.5 |
53.5 |
56 |
58.5 |
|
Length Centimeters (I) |
67.5 |
70 |
72.5 |
75 |
77.5 |
|
Tolerance (CM) +/- |
2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
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Processing Time: 6–7 Business Days
Most apparel orders leave our warehouse within 6–7 business days. Once shipped, your order will travel via USPS Ground Advantage and tracking information will be emailed to you.
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I Am The Machine is the first LP and a concept album about the man / machine sent from the Devil and God to destroy all of mankind and have a great time doing it… the album was recorded June 2025 in Kernersville, NC with Jeremy White, and wouldn’t be complete without the many friends who contributed guitar solos, pianos and vocals to the construction of the machine. For the preferred listening experience play front to back in order and stoned to oblivion. I am the devil, I am a cannibal, I am the machine!
Tracklist:
- Dawn Of The Machine
- I Am The Machine
- Sound The Alarm! (Invasion Determinant)
- Devil Time
- Hot Dog In Pigtown
- Demonic Menagerie
- Crackhead
- Down On The Farm (P.I.G.)
- Hellmonger Deluxe (I Am)
UPC: 731851220360
Label: Closed Casket Activi
Release Date: 11.27.26
Format: Vinyl
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