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Diary Of A Teenage Prophet [Colored Vinyl] (Gate)

Diary Of A Teenage Prophet [Colored Vinyl] (Gate)

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Long in the making and rich in imagination, Diary of a Teenage Prophet completes composer-producer Alex Wroten's Gatekeepers Trilogy with a darkly funny, genre-defying sci-fi epic that blurs the line between philosophy and pop. The story follows Bonnie Brown, a teenage eco-rebel who's cryogenically frozen during a nuclear apocalypse and awakens thousands of years later to discover her teenage diary has become the basis for a world religion.Featuring a staggering cast of collaborators - including members of Cheer-Accident, Shawn Phillips, Henry Kaiser, Amy Denio, Hugh Banton (Van der Graaf Generator), Morgan Ã…gren (Kaipa, Mats/Morgan), Ron Geesin, Fernando Perdomo and more - the album expands Wroten's surreal sonic universe into something both hilarious and unsettling.Available as a 2-LP color vinyl edition housed in a fully illustrated gatefold featuring the complete lyrics - a lavish physical artifact for this visionary 50-collaborator finale.

Tracklist:

  1. High School Overture
  2. She's Just a Regular Teen
  3. Ap Doomsday
  4. The End of Man
  5. Probably the Afterlife
  6. The World of the Future
  7. The Ancient Vagrant
  8. She's Awake!
  9. Way Too Much Attention
  10. Staying in the Shadows
  11. For the Brown Book Tells Me So
  12. The Fundamentals
  13. Friday Night Rites
  14. In Matt's Image
  15. She's Not a Regular Teen
  16. Beached
  17. The Messenger Vs. the Message
  18. To the Ocean!
  19. Everyone I Know Is Dead

UPC: 601570655722
Label: Think Like A Key Rec
Release Date: 4.17.26
Format: Vinyl

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